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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

reservation

I think enough light has been shed on this issue already with everyone on both sides of the debate getting very worked up and agitated. But finally, as with all big issues in the country today, nothing really happened, and the efforts of all the doctors and engineers who went on strike went to waste. The bastard politicians got away without so much as an explanation to the striking students as to why they chose to implement this stupid reservation policy. Finally, all of us 'forward castes' - who so cruelly suppressed, oppressed and sexually abused all other forms of humanity for 'thouands of years' - will have to work even harder for fewer UG and PG seats while some dick with some idiotic BC certificate gets to sit on his ass all day and claim admission anywhere.
I really don't know why Aamir Khan, Medha Patkar, the NBA, the Gujarat government and crores of Gujjus are getting so worked up over this Narmada dam issue. I have a simple solution to all problems. Let the height of the dam be raised to any extent. All Adivasis who are displaced can be RELOCATED TO IIT. If there is not enough room there, chuck a few in the IIMs. If there is not enough room even then, what are AIIMS, JIPMER and the RECs for anyway. Lets chuck the remaining there !!! Not only will we be providing a lot of poor people with another chance at life, but the government would have also achieved 'social equality' in the process!!!
Cheers.

2 Comments:

  • well cum into the blogosphere... new stunt to capture Suze's attentiuon huh?

    -- Kailash's Nemesis.

    P.S. Why cant other peeps comment? why only blogger? go to settings and change the shit... let wordpress users also comment in ur belawg

    By Blogger Ganesh APP, at 9:57 AM  

  • hahaha..public exams is hilarious man!captures how u truly feel bout these exams ;)

    By Blogger Vishnu, at 5:13 AM  

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